A new mac?
I-phone?
Diamonds?
Porche?
Socks?
Snowboard?
Blow-up doll?? Hey, it is your X-mas list, not mine. I am not judging =)
Renewing your Playboy subscription?
P.S. Ahheeeem, dear brothers: please do not think you are hiding your Playboy mags well...just because it is under your boxers in the bathroom doesn't mean I cannot see them ;)
Perfume? Although, I will personally not complain since I am a perfume junky ;)
I know what I want....
Dearest Santa,
I have been generally a good child this year. Ok, ok well occasionally there have been a few swear words here and there. And ok, ok I have had maybe just a few drinks....and ok fiiinnnee Santa if you want me to be honest I too peeked at my brother's Playboy magazines just out of curiosity. And yes Santa I yelled at a few people, but I blame the few drinks mentioned above. But Santa if you look at my entire 25 years of existence I have been a VERY good child. I ate my veggies, listened to my parents, did not get myself knocked up at age 14 and I went to school.
So please please Santa this year on my Christmas list all I want is:
A CAREER!!
Now go work your magic and fix the economy. And while you are at it can you fix my love life too?! =) Can you please wrap my gift in a lovely red box with a silver bow? I am not asking for too much, right Santa? I mean it is not like I am asking for it to snow in Beverly Hills or anything like that.Nor am I asking for a unicorn like the rest of the kids!
Thanks Santa! You are the best!! Please say hello to Mrs. Santa!
Sincerely,
Melisska K.
P.S. I swear I am not going nuts...just a little frustrated! Can you tell? Talking to Santa at age 25 is definitely a sign of mild frustration =)
Fucking fuck... I need a drink, a Playboy and someone to yell at (where is Hitler when you need him)! Ahhh daamnn...sorry Santa =)
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